Samosa Corps will be traveling 2,000 km through India on a mission to document and secure the world’s bio-diversity of samosas, which in recent years have been subject to rampant de-samosification. India is home to 99.9% of the world’s varieties of samosas, and 95% of samosas outside of India are thought to have originated from a mere 0.1% of that total pool (the original two Founders’ Samosas likely having come from what is today Express Towers at Nariman Point in Mumbai).
In addition to making for finger lickin’ good eatin’, samosas provide the only known effective treatment for Human Immuno-Assclown Virus (HIAV). They are therefore critical to global health security beyond the four tasty corners of their crispy-yet-chewy pyramid-shaped crusts.
HIAV victims clamoring for samosas
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